Sunday 30 May 2010

To all concerned...

Aaron likes girls who wear more.

1. He likes a challenge, and when there's more for them to take off the bigger and better the challenge. This is why he likes girls who wear the hijab and avoid eye contact. If he sees them, he'll be extra nice, open doors and sit next to them in class.
2. He likes 'yoga pants,' tights and leggings. sexy and streamlined. When girls cover up it creates an air of mystery and avoids early disappointment. tights disguise fat legs.

I though this was a. hilarious and b. an interesting perspective to share with you.

Wasn't eurovision great?

My choice: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX2pxtkhx-M

xxx

4 comments:

  1. Someone..i can't remember who, might have been lilly {from uni} told me they didn't like boys wearing skinny jeans because they were "basically naked" and didn't leave enough to the imagination. Perhaps a large unisex sack for all is the answer?

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  2. "I'll call you". LIAR.

    Since you didn't call, I'll update you on my life: MICROECONOMICS MAKES ME WANNA VOMIT/ eat my hand/...

    xx

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  3. are you talking to me? if so i was talking to alice...i called alice.

    umm...yeah...awkward.
    hehehhehehe
    xxx

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  4. Alice said she'd call me. and didn't.

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