To all concerned...

Aaron likes girls who wear more.

1. He likes a challenge, and when there's more for them to take off the bigger and better the challenge. This is why he likes girls who wear the hijab and avoid eye contact. If he sees them, he'll be extra nice, open doors and sit next to them in class.
2. He likes 'yoga pants,' tights and leggings. sexy and streamlined. When girls cover up it creates an air of mystery and avoids early disappointment. tights disguise fat legs.

I though this was a. hilarious and b. an interesting perspective to share with you.

Wasn't eurovision great?

My choice: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX2pxtkhx-M

xxx

Interviews and lack of revision

Hi lovers,

1.Clare you are amazing and beautiful. I miss you a lot and think you should come to London forever. Kateeee - I love the book spreads. Mary - Aaron is hot stuff with his new hair, no joke. It's not funny. He also helps me / does my numerical tests.

2. Oh My G - I have an exam on the first and don't get income and substitution effects.

3. I did an interviews at fidelity today, they called me back to tell me the news but I didn't have my phone on me. So I have to wait till tomorrow. aaaaa.

4. Tiny denim shorts + crop tops? Can I improve this look if I make my stomach flatter / get a tan? Only for leisure wear though, like the country, beaches etc etc. Trailer trash?

5. My mum came to London and took me for afternoon tea at Harrods last week. All the courses on the stand have unlimited refills. mmmm. Harrods is so cool. I love the pet shop. Then we spend the aternoon trying on silly sunglasses it cheered me up no end as before I had been quite sad.

The end xxx

Achievements

I'm so rubbish. I'm not doing any work. When I'm stressed I cook and yesterday I made lamb kofta and this amazing Ottolenghi asparagus recipe (http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2010/may/08/asparagus-tomato-salsa-cheese-ottolenghi) you serve it with a salsa of balsamic vinegar, olive oil, fine chopped red onion, tomato (deeseeded), mint and dill. also had falafel.

I'm amazing. I've also managed to dye my hands yellow with turmeric.

lamb, mint, chilli, cumin, turmeric etc etc.

ALSO I cut Aarons hair. He's hot now.

xxx

For all who procrastinate...

In Neate House, we have a new motto, one that we all ought to live by.

What would Thatcher do?

Aaron came up with this one! (Aaron's inspiration in life is Thatcher, respect.). I'm not saying I love Thatcher or anything she did, this is NOT political. As we all know I'm labour and that is how it will stay. But you see Thatcher was very hard working, ambitious, driven etc etc... and immaculately presented. What a role model! So keep a picture of her by your desk and when you find yourself procrastinating, being rubbish or lazy just think ... WWTD? She wouldn't be facebook stalking. She'd be revising like crazy.

xxx

Creepy Neighbour...

OMG. I don't know if this is funny or scary.

So Aaron's huge bedroom window is always open at night, and the curtains too, in fact the other night he slept without curtains. I think being cold helps him revise. Anyway his window faces the beck of loads of flats and houses so EVERYONE over there can see in. Like 10 mins ago he just heard (creepy voice) 'I'm watching you, ha ha ha ha.'

Someone with a crap sense of humour?

Hello Library

Some random people actually sleeping in the library. I didn't actually take this. But saw it on facebook.

p.s. I want to go traveling with mary.

xxx

Hi Ladies. It's been a while since I spoke to any of you, so I'm making up for it with this blog post.

Recently ...

1. I was sad about the election, I thought GB's speech when he left was really really nice. So sad. I hate democracy, it's so lame. Time for the Li dictatorship? (she'll be our benevolent and wise leaders). However there was one upside to the political turmoil... me and aaron have been placing a few bets with Ladbrokes!!! Excellent profit.

2. I spent Tuesday doing NOTHING productive but EVERYTHING nice. I went with my cool auntie around everywhere I should go more often. First to Harrods for a krispy kreme breakfast. I really don't go to Harrods enough, its garish and kind of vulgar but in a beautiful way. Then a brief stop at the V&A followed by a little lunch and cocktails in Gordon's Bar in Selfridges. I haven't been in there for years but it's very good. Their Bramble cocktail tasted like Haribo.

3. Thursday I went to work, the only good side is that it's just off Kensington High Street and I can browse whole foods.

4. Friday... RECKITT BENCKISER INTERVIEW. So I applied after seeing it on the Finance Society email. Got through to the assessment day - their final round. OMG I'll rant about it when I don't get it... on Monday or Tuesday. Seriously why can't they do their final round like GS did, some nice sensible interviews? Also my VERY expensive suit is now a little too big for me (because i'm amazing), which is nice, but it cost so much money. It didn't look too bad though and I wore exceptionally nice heels. - I'll post a picture of how hot I looked soon. xxx

Election.

Katie still wants me to vote for the Lib Dems. I'm not. I'm voting Labour since they're obviously the best. I don't understand how people think that Cameron or Clegg won the debates, they were spewing utter crap. I've never heard such silly things being said on TV. AND they got away with it. People say they want honesty and Brown gives them that, but people don't like it. GRRR. Also katie, I do think the Lib Dems have good ideas.. Trident is bad. Also, people totally need to chill about Europe and Immigration, both of which are cool.

Anyway I'm revising political theory, it's so dull and I don't understand it. Actually I think I just can't be bothered to understand it. Today I'm starting from scratch with Berlin and his negative liberty, slowly progressing to Charles Taylor, Republicanism, Neutrality, Toleration ...... right through to Nozick. By then I will have covered the whole of liberalism in the C20th as per the most boring dudes with the biggest spectacles.

I keep procrastinating... and I found this!
Hate the whole boring class thing but this made me giggle...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKFTtYx2OHc&sns=em